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The lion pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Find all the books, read about the author, and more. Actual questions asked of librarians libary jokes and oneliners the 10 shortest books ever written top 10 forbidden library titles for children funny library rules two short, clean, silly, funny, library jokes actual questions asked of librarians. Book titles jokes find our set of funny book title jokes below. The books are written by terry deary, peter hepplewhite, and neil tonge, and illustrated by martin brown, mike phillips, phillip reeve, and kate sheppard the first titles in the series, the terrible tudors and the awesome egyptians, were. If you enjoyed these cheesy book puns, make sure to pass them along to another fellow book lover. If youve ever strolled down the aisles of your local book store, you are well aware that not every book title on the shelves is a gem. Funny book titles and authors names lighter side of transinterp. Peter coupe is a successful cartoonist and joke book author who has written a number of popular titles, including how to draw cartoons, the giant book of kids jokes and doodle maniacs. You could probably open a dictionary, point to a random word, and have a passable title for a book i just tested this claim and got arrows, hash, and. Some of the people who wrote these funny book titles might have been absentminded and out of touch, but it could also have to do with changing word use in the english language. Mar 30, 2015 last week we talked about the importance of having an aesthetically appealing book cover, and how a homemade cover can be a death sentence for your book. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp. Please do not read on if you are under 16 andor easily offended.

If you enjoyed these cheesy book puns, make sure to pass them along to. Name puns and funny name tags,book puns and celebrity puns. Inappropriate the list including its title or description facilitates illegal activity, or contains hate speech or ad hominem attacks on a fellow goodreads member or author. Though we have no clue how many copies books like fancy coffins and goodbye testicles sold, were pretty sure their titles made more buzz than the content inside. Amidst a tangled web we used to think these up in third grade and the great thing about them is that i still think theyre funny now. Bottom the cats revenge by claud balls nail on the banister by r. Funny book titles to make you laugh, snort, and cringe book riot. The books are written by terry deary, peter hepplewhite, and neil tonge, and illustrated by martin brown, mike phillips, phillip reeve, and kate sheppard. Sometimes the reasoning behind the titles becomes evident and other times, its simply meant to make you laugh. The one that really caught my attention was a childrens book that has to be a parody of how i met your mother, it was called how i dumped your father. The ultimate kids joke book by peter coup nook book ebook. Some titles are innately ridiculous, for example i was tortured by the pygmy love queen. Daft authors and book titles mumblingnerds mumbling blog.

Funny titles of books that were never written with good reason. However, there are some that stop you in your tracks and make you wonder, what in the world were they thinking. Oct 08, 2017 these funny book titles are all made up of course but theyre sure to get you giggling. This handout teaches your students how to make funny puns using book titles and author names that should make you laugh. It can be mysterious, encouraging readers to want to discover more by picking up the book. A funny thing happened to me on the way to my grave in it to win it. Book title jokes funny book names joke book titles. Horrible histories is a series of illustrated history books published in the united kingdom by scholastic, and part of the horrible histories franchise. You could probably open a dictionary, point to a random word, and have a passable title for a book i just tested this claim and got arrows, hash, and photoautotroph, but two out of three aint bad. Silly book titles silly book titles there are several ways to view the topic of silly book titles. Have fun with this collection of funny book title jokes. I have pasted together the following history of the world from certifiably genuine student bloopers collected by teachers throughout the united states, from eighth grade through college level.

And, if you dont burst out laughing from at least one author joke in this book, theres something wrong with you. Advantageous by benny fishall a history of welsh comedians by dai laffyn advantageous by benny fishall am i bothered. Those given to me may be altered to some degree to, imho, improve them, but all submissions will be duly credited. This book is designed to help youth pastors, preachers, and teachers of the bible to add humor to their presentations without spending considerable time searching for a joke. Though we have no clue how many copies books like fancy coffins and goodbye testicles sold, were pretty sure their titles made more buzz than the. Spam or selfpromotional the list is spam or selfpromotional.

Book title jokes funny book names joke book titles story. Spread the humour funny library jokes funny library jokes book lovers need never go to bed alone. Can i share some of these names and titles with my students. Many of these are pretty lame, so if you have any improvements, send them along. Below are listed a large number of book title puns, sorted according to author s last name. Cracked hands and blank paper ice girl, the real me and more than you can handle not knowing anything but assuming shyness turned to stubbornness im not dead yet. Ive taken many of our name puns and some others, and created name pun author jokes where the title of the book relates to the authors name in a humorous way. Of course i think ive made up about half of these, but theyve probably all been done before. It contains hundreds of book titles with humorous name pun authors. If a title is interesting, most readers are quick to become intrigued, eager to delve in. Many of these are pretty lame, so if you have any improvements.

I have pasted together the following history of the world from certifiably genuine student bloopers collected by teachers throughout the united states, from. Joke book paperback september 1, 2000 by david lewman author visit amazons david lewman page. Dec 12, 2011 the book of author jokes is so unoriginal, its original. Making puns using book titles and authors by happyedugator. Richard lederer, st pauls school one of the fringe benefits of being an english or history teacher is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay. I feel like a klondike digger who has hit pay dirt. Read funny book titles from the story random jokes by screaminbloodymurder grace with 5,637 reads. The reason you dont split the party in coc is that its an opportunity for the keeper to do terrible, terrible things to you, and then send you back to the party. Material previously published in the usborne book of animal jokes and book of silly jokes. Freely add moar please posted by the mick on 6712 at 12. A book called current trends in wiring your house turned out to be a shocking failure. Incorrect book the list contains an incorrect book please specify the title of the book. If you are a reader of the bible and you enjoy humor then this joke book will give you hours of enjoyment.

Did you know that many of the people on our site are authors. This book has so many author jokes, you wont know where to start. Download it once and read it on your kindle device, pc, phones or tablets. The reason you dont split the party in coc is that its an opportunity for the keeper to do terrible, terrible things to. Ive been told not to judge a book by its cover, but when the cover has a title like reusing old graves, its hard not to. Whether intentionally funny or just completely oblivious, here are some of the worst book titles youve ever seen some of the people who wrote these funny book titles might have been absentminded and out of touch, but it could also have to do with changing. Population explosion by that famous chinese author, we fuckem young. With that in mind, here are the ten best book titles to get a reader stoked. True, and wait until you see the titles of their books.

Theophilus punoval theft and robbery by andy tover things to cook meat in by stu potts things to do at parties. The title of a book is important, and it can take on a few forms. Worldcat is an excellent various is the correct author for any book with multiple unknown authors, and is acceptable for books with multiple known authors, especially if not all are known or the list is very long over 50. In other cases its the combination of title and author that brings a smile to our face, for instance by forestry by teresa green. Advantageous by benny fishall a history of welsh comedians by dai laffyn advantageous by benny fishall. Book puns, a humor site featuring funny book titles and name pun authors. It can be straightforward and explain what the book is about. Humorously related to the funny names, these titleauthor puns are sure to amuse. If a title is drab and unexciting, some readers may expect the book to be the same and lose interest. Daily babys revenge by nora titoff rusty bedsprings by i. This site contains hundreds of book titles with humorous name pun authors. Below are listed a large number of book title puns, sorted according to authors last name.

List the name of the editor as the primary author with role editor. Knightly twenty years on the saddle by major bumsore dirty walls. These funny book titles are all made up of course but theyre sure to get you giggling. Jan 07, 2019 find below over 40 hilarious, cringeworthy, and funny book titles.

Whether intentionally funny or just completely oblivious, here are some of the worst book titles youve ever seen. Theophilus punoval theft and robbery by andy tover. The canonical list of punny book titles compiled by harold reynolds. Sep 21, 2011 15 most ridiculous book titles ever if youve ever strolled down the aisles of your local book store, you are well aware that not every book title on the shelves is a gem. Last week we talked about the importance of having an aesthetically appealing book cover, and how a homemade cover can be a death sentence for your book luckily, titles are harder to screw up. If you would like to submit a joke, or know who wrote one on these pages.